Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Nursing Home

An elderly Arab gentleman had reached the stage where he could no longer care for himself, the family tried with out success to get him into an Arab nursing home, the only vacancy they could find was in a Jewish facility so they had no option but to admit him. After much worry and concern they decided to visit him. "How are they treating you here?" they asked.

"Great" the old chap replied. "See that old fellow over there,he must be 95 he was a judge and hasn't tried a case for 20 years and they still call him Your Honour, and that other old chap he's 92 he was a doctor and hasn't treated any one for 30 years and they still call him Doctor."

"But what has that got to do with the way they treat you?"

"Well they know that I haven't had sex for 25 years and they still call me That F***ing Arab"

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