On the night before her wedding, the bride-to-be asked her mother for some advice.
"Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy," she said.
Taking a deep breath, the mother began to explain, "Well, dear, when two people love, honor and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing ... "
"Mother, I know how to screw," the bride-to-be interrupted. "What I want to know is, how do I make your lasagna?!?"
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