A very inspiring little doggy.......
But some just do it out of necessity.....
What a great dog, learnt to overcome his diability & as the old saying goes no matter how much you may be hurting there will be someone worse off than yourself !!!!Thursday, July 3, 2008
Immitation may be the highest form of flattery.....
What a great dog, learnt to overcome his diability & as the old saying goes no matter how much you may be hurting there will be someone worse off than yourself !!!!
Do You Know Who I Am ???? I'm Belina F***ing Neal
For years I brown-nosed bastards from the Centre to the Right,
I fiddled with the numbers and I suck-holed day and night.
And when they wouldn't have me, waited for the next election,
And then I bitched so loudly I was given pre-selection.
And now I make the bastards pay,
So if you need a deal
Remember who you're talking to,
Belinda f---ing Neal.
If my soccer boot has hit some bitch and got her in the arse,
Well what the f---k could she expect just lying in the grass?
And then the bloody referee holds up a card of red
And gives me marching orders! Well, she wished that she was dead.
I shoved my nose into her face,
You should have heard her squeal!
Do you know who you are dealing with?
Belinda f---ing Neal.
I married Della Bosca though I felt a bit above him
And I beat him up occasionally to show him that I love him.
All in all it's worked out well, he's like a railway buffer
And if I get a bit too loud, it's Iemma who's has to suffer.
But the MC at the wedding breakfast
Made a blue for real –
She called me Mrs. Della B, when I'm
Belinda f---ing Neal.
Now, that dinner by the waterside at Gosford (which I hate!)
The one they're now referring to as my Iguanagate.
I didn't swear (I never do!), I swear by all that's proper,
I never said I'd close them down or lean on a local copper.
I only said, so nice and quiet
You could hear the church bells peal,
Do you know who you're dealing with?
Belinda f---ing Neal!
But now it's all been squared away, the matter put to rest,
Della's apologised to himself, the thing he does the best.
"We're sorry, sir and madam, for the hell we've put you through,
And if you come to visit, there's a free meal here for you".
His one mistake was stamping it
With his "Della Bosca" Seal.
He should have let me do it,
I'm Belinda F---ing Neal!
I fiddled with the numbers and I suck-holed day and night.
And when they wouldn't have me, waited for the next election,
And then I bitched so loudly I was given pre-selection.
And now I make the bastards pay,
So if you need a deal
Remember who you're talking to,
Belinda f---ing Neal.
If my soccer boot has hit some bitch and got her in the arse,
Well what the f---k could she expect just lying in the grass?
And then the bloody referee holds up a card of red
And gives me marching orders! Well, she wished that she was dead.
I shoved my nose into her face,
You should have heard her squeal!
Do you know who you are dealing with?
Belinda f---ing Neal.
I married Della Bosca though I felt a bit above him
And I beat him up occasionally to show him that I love him.
All in all it's worked out well, he's like a railway buffer
And if I get a bit too loud, it's Iemma who's has to suffer.
But the MC at the wedding breakfast
Made a blue for real –
She called me Mrs. Della B, when I'm
Belinda f---ing Neal.
Now, that dinner by the waterside at Gosford (which I hate!)
The one they're now referring to as my Iguanagate.
I didn't swear (I never do!), I swear by all that's proper,
I never said I'd close them down or lean on a local copper.
I only said, so nice and quiet
You could hear the church bells peal,
Do you know who you're dealing with?
Belinda f---ing Neal!
But now it's all been squared away, the matter put to rest,
Della's apologised to himself, the thing he does the best.
"We're sorry, sir and madam, for the hell we've put you through,
And if you come to visit, there's a free meal here for you".
His one mistake was stamping it
With his "Della Bosca" Seal.
He should have let me do it,
I'm Belinda F---ing Neal!
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