A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect pair of breasts that he had ever seen in his entire life. He stopped abruptly and said to her, “Hey Miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “'Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asked again. “Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?”
So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again; “Okay, last chance. Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse and bra to reveal what he believes are the most perfect pair of breasts in the world. As soon as they are released from their holster he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them. But not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much....."
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