Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Defining Moments

What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.


What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.


What's an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.


What's the definition of a Consultant?
Someone who looks at your watch and then tells you the time.

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