Morning Sex

Sylvia was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast when John walked in and she turned and said, "John, you've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and though to himself ...this must be my lucky day....!!

Not wanting to lose the moment, John embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled John asked, "Sylvia, what was that all about?"

She turned to him and explained, "The egg timer's broken."