Ron and Erica had been married for more than 40 years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
Ron would shout … "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" All of the neighbors feared him. They believed Ron practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. And you know Ron actually liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, Ron died of a heart attack when he was just 68. Erica had a closed casket at the wake, admitting that she couldn’t bear the sight of him alive, so why have to put up with seeing him after he had died.
After the burial, Erica took all her friends and the other mourners straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Erica’s neighbors were concerned for her safety, asking, "…..Aren't you afraid that Ron may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave so that he can come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
Erica put down her drink and said, "….Let the bastard dig. I had him buried upside down......."
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