New Westies Qualifications

YOU MIGHT BE A WESTIE IF ... (2004 Version)

Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

You have a relative living in your garage.

Your neighbour has ever asked to borrow a slab of beer.

There is a belch or fart on your answering machine greeting.

You have rebuilt a carburettor while sitting on the toilet.

None of the tyres on your Ford are the same size.

You hold the hood of your car up with your head while you work on it.

Your idea of getting lucky is passing the Pink Slip test.

Your suburb put the new garbage truck into the Christmas parade.

Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag pile carpet.

You've ever slow danced in the local corner shop.

Starting your car always involves popping the hood & using a screwdriver.

Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

You whistle at women in church.

You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

You've been in a fistfight at a garage sale.

You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.