Friday, December 28, 2007

MAN OF THE HOUSE

The husband had just finished reading the latest release book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly
up to where his wife was sitting, pointed a
finger in her face, he said……

"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after desert, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax with a nice glass of wine.

And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife calmly replied…..
“The Funeral director would be my guess."

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