Elderly Love

Ain’t Love Grand ??

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. After watching their favourite movie on Sunday afternoon they decided to go for a stroll to discuss their wedding plans.

Along the way they pass by the local Pharmacy, the largest one in the district. Jacob suggests to Rebecca that they go inside and check it out.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married, do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Yes sir, of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, with a prescription, of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Prozac, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do, all sizes and speeds."

Jacob and Rebecca look at each other, she nods in approval so Jacob turns back to the pharmacist and says:
"That’s excellent, in that case we'd like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."