FuNNNy siGNs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Perth
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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Ona Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

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At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in!"

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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

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Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Shop in Melbourne:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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At a Car Dealership in Lidcombe
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." !

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At an Auto Body Paint shop
"May we have the next dents?"

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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment,
However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Liquid Petroleum Gas Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Coogee Radiator Shop:
"This is the best place in Sydney to take a leak…

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